I had to reblog this because I’m not a monster. Get better, Pinkachoo.
(Source: hanyojai)
Play Pokemon Online
there are also a ton of other gameboy games
Anonymous asked: i love you babe poo face sugar butt
i love you too mutton chops!!!
Sweet Nothings
I lay still at night and whisper sweet nothings in your ear,
Although I know you cannot hear,
For you are miles away from my words,
But I pretend that they are heard,
I say that I love you, and I need you,
So i lay here with my arm around you,
But it’s not you but a stuffed animal,
My love for you is complete and all,
I miss you, I love you, I want you here,
So I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
- Strange on the bus: Are you Jewish?
- Me: umm...yes.
- Strange on the bus: wow! does that mean you have a huge cock?
- Me: WHAT?!? who told you this?
- Strange on the bus: Ron Jeremy
L is for the way you look at me,
O is for the only one i see,
V is very very extra ordinary,
and E is for for ever more,
It’s love the only thing i can give to you
LOVE is more than just a games for two
two in love can make it, take my heart and please dont break it,
I am so in love with you
